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Alis Version: Night b4 XmasTwas the night before Christmas
when all through the apartment.
Not a creature was quacking,
not even a duck, man.
The Socks were hung by the heater with care
In hopes that fat guy soon would be there.
The kids were sleeping, in beds i guess
While visions of presents sat in their heads.
And my girl in her hat. And me in my... hat.
Had just settled our brains (whats left) for a long winters nap. Actually we just went to bed.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to yell "What the fuck is your problem?!"
Away to the window i flew like FLASH
Tore open the blinds, and threw up the window.
The moon on the boobs of the new-fallen snow.
Gave luster of mid-day to objects below.
Why can't this dude speak english? Luster of midday what the fuck.
anyway To my wonder eyes would appear. A mini sleigh and eight tiny reindear.
Dear god im on crack.
When a midget driver, so lively and quick. I knew in a moment,
Oh that fight guy! St. Nick.
More rapid than ea
The Parlour IncidentOne day in July, I believe it was, I found myself sitting with several acquaintances in Christopher's parlour. It was one of those deliciously lazy afternoons which only the summer in her full glory can bring. The room had a wan, listless light to it, relaxing the other guests and myself as we languidly chatted over tea and crumpets. The air was also sluggishly heavy, dulling the senses to a slowly-blended calm engendered by the heat of St. Othniel's southerly climate.
At length, after much stimulating conversation, Christopher stood, producing a book of sheet music.
"What do you all say to a bit of music?" he asked.
"Certainly," I answered.
"Oh yes, please do darling!" Tabitha exclaimed, "he's quite the maestro."
Christopher laughed, shaking his head.
"Now, now love, I'd not go that far."
He strode over to the piano as the other guests urged him on. Ida entered the room bearing a merrily steaming teapot and more crumpets.
"More tea sirs?" she inquired, shooting sideways glances at her
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